Allysa blogs

So, I'm just dicking around on the plane using the interweb (Thanks Alex and Google for it being free).  There is one other person in my row, 2 seats next to mine, and I would love to join the mile high club with her.  She may be 16, though, so I'll back off for now.  It is important to note that Virgin America carries Absinthe and I can purchase some with just a few clicks on the touch screen.

The point is that Absinthe + Dion + a hot, young girl next to me is NOT a safe combination.  I may be in handcuffs before I even reach my lay-over.